Isobel La Wallflower

lizclimo:

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY MOMS! 
now, for crying out loud - go back to sleep. 

lizclimo:

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY MOMS! 

now, for crying out loud - go back to sleep. 

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wannabemisfit:

I opened my apartment door today and found a piece of cheese on the ground. What does this mean?

unskinny:

queensassyofthefatties:

chickenleggz:

overly confident fat girls are extremely annoying  

It’s a good thing I’m not here for your acceptance or approval.

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This is still one of my favorite posts ever.

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gruffen:

carry-on-my-blue-eyed-angel:

apsilpastille:

blainedarling:

heysammy:

a-sorta-fairytale:

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

#it’s raining men

#its raining men, and women, a few celestial beings, two timelords and a sociapath.

#hallelujah

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stop:

sunroofs:

skellyscoo:

paulsrockinpagoda:

thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

poor guy

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truest statement ever made

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theraichujesus:

annethecatdetective:

This little girl is going places.

theraichujesus:

annethecatdetective:

This little girl is going places.

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Public Service Announcement from Megan Fox promoting Jennifer’s Body (2009)

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gazeonmy:

tommyoliverblogs:

hirosashii:

micthemicrophone:

Damn.

WOW

FUCK
SHIT

Wow

gazeonmy:

tommyoliverblogs:

hirosashii:

micthemicrophone:

Damn.

WOW

FUCK

SHIT

Wow

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stoneandbloodandwater:

how to walk like a queen [x]

Okay so this shit is in my likes and it’s come across my dash a few times since but this is the first time I’ve seen it since the following happened to me:

One time I was in Manhattan and I had a lot of walking to do and I was bored and was thinking about this gifset and I thought, huh, lets try it. So I did and I was thinking queenly, murderous thoughts and trying to see if people were more willing to get out of my way when I walked like this and then, I watch a guy pass me, do a double take, then a triple take.

Then he engages me in polite conversation for a block or two, tells me I have beautiful hair, then asks me out of drinks. 

CHARLIZE THERON IS A SMART LADY BUT HER ADVICE IS POWERFUL. USE IT WISELY AND WITH CAUTION, MEN MIGHT START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.

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"Happiness isn’t defined by the way you look, it doesn’t just happen to the people who are under nine stone, it isn’t reserved for the pert-boobed and the great-haired, there’s someone for everyone. Even if you’re sixteen stone. Even if you’re mad. There’s a Finn out there for you.”

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